Perpetual Disappointments Diary

Perpetual Disappointments Diary

The downbeat weekly journal for pessimists, stoics and losers returns with its most disappointing edition yet. Ground yourself with Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs and Notable Deaths. Benefit from Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please'; 'I have destroyed my hire car’) and advice for Even Worse Case Scenarios (surviving an elephant stampede while running into your ex). Fill an idle moment with a Boring Crossword, and overcome creative blocks using Bleak Strategies. Note: this diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.

Perpetual Disappointments Diary is an ideal gift for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere around the world!

• The downbeat weekly journal returns with its most disappointing edition yet!

• Includes Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bleak Strategies, Excuse Generator, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel and Much More!

• Note: this diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same

• An hilarious and extremely useful gift for pessimists, stoics and losers

Dimensions: 13.4 x 1.9 x 21.3cm (approx.)

Authors: Nick Asbury

Format: Paperback

Published (updated): October 2020

Category: Gift, Humorous, Stationery