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Perpetual Disappointments Diary (new version)

• Updated for 2019 - now more disappointing than ever!

• This diary is not specific to any year - start it whenever and it'll last a year!

• Includes Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel and Pointless Doodles

• A great gift for any cynic or pessimist

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Perpetual Disappointments Diary (new version)

Now with even more disappointment, a newly updated edition of the hilariously downbeat diary for the pessimist in all of us. Ground yourself with a weekly de-motivational proverb ("If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?", "Crappe diem") and reminders of Notable Famous Deaths and interesting facts. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated in four languages ("A table for one, please", "I have destroyed my hire car"). And save time with templates for Apology Notes and Passive-Aggressive Notes. This may not be your year, but this is definitely your diary!

This diary is not specific to one year - start it whenever and it'll last the year! Perpetual Disappointments Diary is an ideal gift for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere around the world!


• Updated for 2019 - now more disappointing than ever!

• This diary is not specific to any year - start it whenever and it'll last a year!

• Includes Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel and Pointless Doodles

• A great gift for any cynic or pessimist


Dimensions: 13.4 x 1.9 x 21.3cm (approx.)


Authors: Nick Asbury

Format: Paperback

First Published: November 2018

9780752266640

Category: Gift, Humorous, Stationery

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BrandBookspeed
Author(s)Nick Asbury
PublisherPan Macmillan
FormatPaperback
First Published2018
ISBN978075566640
Pages172
CategoryHumour, Gift, Home
Dimensions13.4 x 1.9 x 21.3cm (approx)
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