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The Pensioner: Personalised Haynes Explains Manual

From body-kits and accessorising, modifications, jump-starting, and the horn, this owner's workshop manual will keep your parenting skills in tip top condition. More like a survival guide for parents, guardians and probation officers, this Haynes Explains Teenagers Manual reveals the absolute ‘dos’ for parents like, “Do not enter their rooms without first donning rubber gloves and appropriate anti-bacterial shoe covers”. Or, if you want to punish your teenager for whatever viable reason, simply, “…take them on holiday to a remote rural cottage where there is no mobile reception or broadband”, because nothing scares a teen more than no Wi-Fi!


This manual is personalised throughout with the terrible teen’s name at the top of each page and can include a message from you (cheeky or otherwise) on the opening page.

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The Pensioner: Personalised Haynes Explains Manual

  • Written in the Style of a 'Stripdown and Rebuild' Mechanic's Manual
  • Personalised Throughout with the Recipient's Name at the Top of Each Page
  • Makes a Great Retirement Gift
  • Includes Personalised Message on the Opening Page
  • Hardback Cover
  • Click Here to Read the Book

Based on the iconic ‘strip down and rebuild’ car guidebooks, the Haynes Explains Pensioners Manual contains everything you’d expect from a typical Haynes handbook. Featuring illustrated diagrams on the ‘wear and tear’ of your pensioner, advice on ‘exercise for pensioners’ from cycling, triathlons, parkour and especially…how to deal with ‘OAP driving’.

Wholeheartedly tongue-in-cheek, this Personalised Haynes Pensioner Manual is a thing of comic-genius and makes a great retirement gift. It can be customised with any Name featured on the A4 hardback, along with a special Message on the opening page. The recipient’s Name will also feature throughout the entire book, so your pensioner can indulge in the pro’s like, “You no longer regard speed limits as a recommended minimum” and the cons, “Unfortunately, everyone else on the road does”, of the Haynes Pensioner Manual.

Dimensions: 151mm x 202mm x 8mm

Please Note:  Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. This item is sent direct from our supplier, please allow 3-6 working days for your personalised order to arrive.

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